I HATE (still) LIFE

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

dangering:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart

theomeganerd:

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
by Edward Julian Moran II

theomeganerd:

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

by Edward Julian Moran II